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Humor – A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits. 'All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?' 'Eventually,' said the Doctor, 'she will rise…
Do No Evil – George Bush incredible quotes. I can't believe he stayed in office that long...
Humor – Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you? Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'
Humor – Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you? Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'
Humor – Eavesdropping in paradise
Movies – This is a parody of all the "100" list specials that the American Film Institute keeps putting out ...
Humor – Marco Tempest performs magic with train tickets. No trick photography. You see exactly what the camera sees... Marco Tempest - The Virtual Magician (Season 2 - New York Underground of Magic excerpt).
Humor – A dumb blonde calls the fire department and says, "Help me- my house is on fire!!" The fireman says, "Where do you live?" The dumb blonde replies, "I don't know" The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get…
Humor – I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?
Humor – We gather on what would be his 279th birthday Jan. 17 - not to honor his achievements as a stuffy patriot, but to relish his irreverent advice as a columnist.
Humor – Funny video ...
Humor – A must see...will BBParks, writer, step out from the place she loves for a new challenge...We don't know. Tell us what you think?
Humor – A boy loses his balloon in a parking lot.
News – A "substantial" amount of money was stolen after two men broke into a bank as security guards filled a cash machine, police said.
Humor – As the movie Footloose taught us, some little backwater towns have a real hate for some bizarre things like dancing and youthful exuberance. Well some people apparently missed the scene where dancing makes everyone's…
News – More than 100 mourners have attended the funeral service of a 12-year-old boy who drowned in a former gravel pit. Carrington Sibanda died earlier this month while playing with his friends at Ashbyville ponds…
Humor – You've heard the old phrase, "No sense of humor". We use it every time we tell somebody a joke and they don't laugh. Maybe you've just witnessed something funny, like a person tripping over a step stool and tumbling…
News – Recent months have seen contrasting fortunes for police on Latin America's two key fronts in the war on drugs.
News – A 24-year-old man and a 23-year-old woman have been arrested after a toddler was taken seriously ill. The 18-month-old girl from the Harwich Grove area of Seaton Lane, Hartlepool, is in intensive care in the…
News – Gangs from Manchester and Liverpool have been blamed for a rise in the level of gun crime in Preston. Lancashire Police said cases which were moved to Preston Crown Court were partly to blame, with "entourages"…
News – Four fishermen have been rescued by a Royal Navy helicopter after their boat sank off Lands End. The crew were on a Newlyn-based netter which ran into trouble while fishing about 28 miles north west of the Isles…
Humor – A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've…
Humor – Q: How many cat have been elected President of the United States? A1: Thomeows Jefferson. A2: Grow-fer Cleveland. A3: James Meowonroe. A4: Hairy S. Truman. A5: Jimmy Catter. A6: Dwight D. Einsenmeower. A7:…
Humor – i hope all the women won't get offeneded. i found it histericall! it's so true parts of it.
Humor – I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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