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Bat Battle: Who's The Best Movie Batman?

Movies – We've gone back through all the batfilms and watched them exhaustively-even Batman & Robin, so that should tell you how seriously we took it. Examining criteria as diverse as ass-kicking ability, scoring tail, and homoerotic undertones, we crunch the numbers to give you the Best Movie Batman Ever (so far).

Submitted and Voted for on July 21, 2008 11:02am

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Generation XXX: The Taste Below the Waist

Men – When Gerta was given the topic "semen" to write upon she was, at first, overjoyed. Skip had much to say on the subject, they agreed that he should write the bulk of the article. Skip also graciously gave us permission to refer to him as "The Semen King". Skip emailed us his urban legends, survey results, and succinct analysis.

Submitted and Voted for on July 21, 2008 10:54am

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The 7 Most Bizarre Fast Food Industry Lawsuits

Humor – We've all heard the infamous story of the lady who sued McDonald's after getting burned by a cup of hot coffee. What doesn't get as much coverage is now many suits get filed in the other direction, as the fast food corporations prove they can think up far stupider reasons to sue than their customers can.

Submitted and Voted for on July 21, 2008 10:00am

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Still number one!

Sports – In 1978 former high school teacher, geral fauss came up with the #1 foam hand, since then it has become a universal symbol for the phrase 'we're number one' and is among the most popular pieces of US sports merchandising.

Submitted and Voted for on July 21, 2008 09:52am

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How To: Give Advice

Men – The key to giving advice is to know the difference between passive venting and active solicitation. And when you have been solicited for advice, you need to approach these situations the way life and career coaches approach their work: namely, not by giving answers, but by asking the right questions.

Submitted and Voted for on July 21, 2008 09:46am

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New York, Destroyed 15 Different Ways

Movies – Dark Knight opens at midnight, and as the previews show, the city gets beat up pretty bad in the epic battle that ensues. New York is always getting destroyed over and over again in movies. Why? Because it looks awesome! Here are clips of the 15 best films featuring New York getting annihilated, curated by Nick McGlynn.

Submitted and Voted for on July 18, 2008 10:52am

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8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True In Lame-Ass Ways

Humor – The disappointing truth is that the futuristic devices we've demanded for so long are already here. Just different and kind of crappy. It's like when you order something at Denny's based on the picture on the menu, but when the food comes out it looks like a pile of phlegm smothered in gravy. Behold: the future (in phlegm and gravy form)!

Submitted and Voted for on July 18, 2008 10:28am

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30 Creepiest Trees on Earth [pics]

Humor – Anyone who has ever seen Wizard Of Oz can tell you that trees are creepy. Let me add fuel to that fire

Submitted and Voted for on July 18, 2008 10:24am

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20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants

Humor – Raising a baby is a tough gig. "Experts" declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short. It's no wonder child rearing products are such a huge industry. Here are 20 products perfect for developing little tykes

Submitted and Voted for on July 17, 2008 10:07am

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The 10 Mental Illnesses Batman Indisputably Has

Humor – But the thing about Batman is that he's not limited to just one mental disorderââ;¬"this guy visited the crazy buffet, filled his plate, and went back for seconds. So here's a rundown of the 10 biggest mental problems he's got, all of which prove that Batman is very clearly bat-shit insane.

Submitted and Voted for on July 17, 2008 09:22am

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The 10 Best SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skits Of All Time

Television – What if Celebrity Jeopardy was actually real? What if all the celebrities in the world were extremely pretentious , self-centered and borderline mentally retarded? That would mean that the world would have no role models left.

Submitted and Voted for on July 17, 2008 09:16am

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Top 10: Hotel Lobbies

Travel – While hotel lobbies used to be places you dashed through to get to the elevator or waited in while your room was being prepared, more hotels than ever are making an effort with their lobbies to make a better impression on their customers.

Submitted and Voted for on July 17, 2008 09:10am

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Highlights Magazine: The Evil Version

Humor – Remember when you'd go to the dentist's office when you were a kid and there'd be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that magazine sucked. Really bad. Even 8 year olds knew it. So, we decided to redo it. If there's a hell, we're going to it for this. Enjoy.

Submitted and Voted for on July 16, 2008 10:20am

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Where Are They Now: 6 "Stars" of Embarrassing Viral Videos

Humor – Being famous is awesome. That's what we heard, anyway. But fame isn't so great for people who didn't ask for it, particularly the ones who got caught on video acting like a dumbass and turned into YouTube superstars overnight. We at Cracked have often wondered what becomes of those people who had their 15 minutes, whether they wanted it or not.

Submitted and Voted for on July 16, 2008 10:09am

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COED's Guide To The Girls of Summer

Men – These girls are the reason you stick it out through the sweater and Ugg boots months, just waiting for short dresses and bikinis to come pushing up through the earth like daises or your yard's groundhog problem. They come in all shapes and sizes, with different personalities and, well, assets. So how do you know who is who and just how to woo them?

Submitted and Voted for on July 16, 2008 10:03am

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