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hillary speculates, obama matriculates, mccain abdicates
Politics – hillary "the check's in the mail, the shot's in the beer, and the nomination's in the bag" clinton, campaigning in puerto rico, changed her pants suit for a pair of pants. then she "explained" her hints about the rfk assassination. again. "i wasn't suggesting to any crazed, fanatical supporters of mine that i wanted them to
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Voted for on May 27, 2008 06:12pm
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hillary lobs, obama knobs, mccain sobs
Politics – mccain teared up when he heard that senator ted "take two sleeping pills and call the highway patrol in the morning" kennedy has been diagnosed with a fatal brain tumor. "i'll never, ever forget the day he kneecapped jimmy carter on behalf of my hero, ronald reagan . . .
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Voted for on May 21, 2008 11:23am
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obama celebrates, hillary instigates, texas polygamates
Politics – the Thing That Cannot Be Interviewed, campaigning for her "mother" in oregon declared, "my mom would make an even better president than my dad. let's face it, britney spear's mom would make an even better president than my dad. at least she's not a flibbertijibbet." then former "president" bill...
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hillary fades, obama raids, china degrades
Politics – ...for example, just because i'm publicly opposed to a new free trade deal with colombia does not mean that my husband can't make $800,000 dollars lobbying for it." then she obliterated the iranian olympic ballroom dancing team for not kissing the chinese flag properly. then she bought a uranium mine in kazakhstan. "i just loved borat.&qu
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obama kisses clinton goodbye, lieberman kisses mccain goodnight
Politics – the Gutless Wonder, who helped john "meet my nazi wife" kerry manage to somehow lose the 2004 election (to an incumbent "president" who has shattered all records for un-approval ratings,) and who finished third in his own state in his own party this time around, finally peeked out from behind mama's apron long enough to jump on
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Voted for on May 15, 2008 11:22am
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hillary trounces, barack bounces, texas flounces
Politics – hilarious daily blog ted "take a deep breath and hold it" kennedy, who owns a very expensive yacht, hinted on monday that barack "when irish eyes are smiling, but not nominated" obama should pick someone slightly less rat-gagging than hillary "some of my best friends are endorsing obama" clinton...
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Voted for on May 14, 2008 10:30am
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obama winning, hillary skinning, mccain spinning
Politics – hillary "the bear is dead, but she won't lie down" clinton, who has no chance of winning either the democratic "party" nomination or the presidency, is leading barack "when irish eyes are smiling in chicago. but not gary" obama by whopping margins in west virginia and kentucky anyway. she's out of money. she's out of &
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the five most important elements of good storytelling
Art & Design – excellent weekly blog on writing great stories
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what makes a good antagonist
Books – excellent weekly blog on the craft of writing
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turn out the lights. the party's over.
Politics – hilarious daily commmentary
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hillary pounds a bud, obama pounds a bud, liz pounds bud after bud after bud
Politics – hilarious daily commentary ...hillary "fish or cut bait. or cut monica" clinton dug up a few old dnc party chairmen of her own to wheel in front of the voters. "ken kurtis was chairman of this party when jimmy carter was swimming with giant rabbits and committing mondale in his heart. ken was chairman of this party when billy was
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hillary pounds her pansy, obama scoops her mansy
Politics – hilarious daily commentary ...campaigning in indiana, bill "just relax and let it happen" clinton wore a black armband in memory of dc madam deborah jeane palfrey, who recently vince fostered herself in her mother's house. "in addition, all of chelsea's pimps will be flying their lapel pins at half mast." does he think his...
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Voted for on May 02, 2008 12:44am
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the obama basher, the hillary hasher, and the montana flasher
Politics – hilarious daily commentary ...hillary "the first woman president since jimmy carter" clinton clawed her way to within 1 pont of barack "can i get a pancake?" obama in gallup's national poll. then she clawed her way to within 1 point of lame duck george "the w stands for wow" bush. then she clawed her way to within..
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Voted for on April 30, 2008 09:13am
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hillary obliterates, obama desiderates, mccain underrates
Politics – hilarious daily commentary ...barack "of course i inhaled. that was the point" obama admitted that he had been under attack from his "fellow" democrat hillary "the check is in the mail. and so is a video of rev wright" clinton. how does he handle the attacks? "i've been taking some hits." then he snickered
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Voted for on April 28, 2008 09:20am
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chelsea defeats obama in gorging contest
Politics – ...doomed democratic frontrunner barack "the ghost of jimmy carter" obama slammed hillary "i never even heard of web hubbell" clinton this weekend. "what has hillary actually accomplished, except providing late-night comedians with endless material? if she's such hot snot on health care reform, what's taking her so long? if
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