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Facebook voted #1 by Megan's Law violators

Gadgets & Tech – When I can get on the computer I take every opportunity to find myself more imaginary friends. This time, I was able to find a new friend that not only was on Facebook but was on one of their applications, Have Sex. I don't know what to say, but maybeââ;¬Â¦ COUNT ME IN!

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Submitted and Voted for on February 28, 2008 08:59am

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Avoiding registered offenders in your neighborhood

News – The website familywatchdog.us lets you enter your address and see if there is a registered sex offender in your neighborhood. See if you need to start arming your children before they go out to play in front of in the front yard. We ranked 30 major cities and the results were a little surprising, find out who won.

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Submitted and Voted for on February 28, 2008 08:56am

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Indisputable evidence that Law & Order is racist

Television – I looked everywhere but was unable to find any statistics on the backgrounds of the criminals in the show were. To create my list I watched every episode season 16 and compiled a list of the villains and the actors who played them.

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Submitted and Voted for on January 02, 2008 05:59pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 15 votes / 1 sink

Abi Titmuss 2008 calendar

Celebrities – Get the calendar for your classroom or monestary now, or just download the higher resolution images below and print them at home.

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Submitted and Voted for on December 19, 2007 03:54pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 12 votes / 1 sink

Worlds most valuable religious symbol ever

Religion – Recently a rock with a cross in it was put up on e-bay and advertised as a the most valuable religious symbol on EBAY ever! Which made me wonder what if some of the most famous icons in the history of religion were to be sold what they would go forââ;¬Â¦

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Submitted and Voted for on December 06, 2007 05:04pm

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Allen Iverson arrested on suspected toddler fighting charges

Celebrities – NBA Star Allen Iverson of the Denver Nuggets was arrested outside of his Denver home early Wednesday morning. Officials from the organization had no comment and the team is scheduled to play the Lakers later today. The Virginia native, was charged with felony and misdemeanor charges where police allege that systemic and organized abuse of children

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Submitted and Voted for on December 05, 2007 02:27pm

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One less menorah candle for Hanukkah to save the world

Religion – Environmentalists are encouraging Jews and people who just like the menorah to light one less candle this Hanukkah. Not to be outdone Hamas is promising to light up one Jew this for each day of Hanukkah this holiday season.

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Submitted and Voted for on December 04, 2007 05:49pm

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Retards race to make 100K in stock

Money – Take two amateur stock investors, several days of not working to create a new site, ten thousand dollars and you have yourself the great retardtrader.com stock race.

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Submitted and Voted for on December 03, 2007 09:19pm

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Monster menagerie from The Mist

Movies – I thought one of the coolest trailers of the year was for the Stephen King movie 'The Mist' so I went to go see it with two of my best friends. I was unprepared for the menagerie of monsters that I was about to be confronted with.

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Submitted and Voted for on December 03, 2007 11:40am

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Ask the admin why he likes being punked

Gadgets & Tech – To start with Karl, I just want to correct you as we are not a "bunch of Retards", we are actually a horde of Retards. Next, I don't think that we actually made a spoof of you or your site.

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Submitted and Voted for on November 30, 2007 05:04pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 33 votes / No sinks

Hillary Clinton romantically linked to celebrity

Politics – There are often coincidences that only hindsight can help to clarify and through some pretty clean and clear observations, you will see that Hillary Clinton is positioning herself strategically throughout her compaign tour in order to get together with a Howard Stern Show employee, Artie Lange.

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Submitted and Voted for on November 28, 2007 07:09pm

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Adopt a pet and satisfy an appetite

Humor – I don't much like spam. I know, you all would agree with me and say that you get a lot of spam and don't like it either. The difference is that one of my menial jobs is to go through pre-classified spam for executives of the company I work at and verify that the emails marked as spam are really spam. So what would you do if you just kept reading th

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Submitted and Voted for on November 27, 2007 09:41pm

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Hollywood Hooters bikini contest

Celebrities – No matter how pretty or hot or sexy a girl is, she's still trying to get more attention and usually will do a lot in order to get that attention. When Hooter's waitresses go for attention, everyone wins.

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Submitted and Voted for on November 27, 2007 04:40pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 11 votes / No sinks

Beverly Hills 90210 where are they now

Celebrities – It occurred to me that while there have been some posts recently of some Beverly Hills 90210 graduates over at Retard Media, there must be a decent post about the Beverly Hills 90210, Where Are They Now sort of post or story.

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Submitted and Voted for on November 21, 2007 05:43pm

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22,173 save Wiki

Humor – Only you and almost thirty thousand like you can save Wiki. No not the Wiki the killer whale from Marineland in France, the online dictionary where people can change history to implicate various people with assassinating John F Kennedy. What is it that Wiki wants to do with your cash you ask?

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Submitted and Voted for on November 14, 2007 02:25pm