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'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece

ind06 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:31:57 EDT

Campaign reporter Michael King wrote in The Washington Post Tuesday. "This profile sets a benchmark for mindless filler by which all other features about Sen. Obama will now be judged."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Not So Much Puffy As Poofy

Italian Spiderman - Episode 6

ind06 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:00:45 EDT

ALRUGO Entertainment joyously presents the SIXTH episode of the Italian Spiderman Movie: Buckle down all you Gremmies, 'cos Italian Spiderman is waxed up and ready to slice some serious wave in the latest chunk of spider-lovin.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: Ay Penguini

The Real Tuesday Weld - KIX

ind06 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:09:43 EDT

A crooner gets in over his head with vice and women, in 1930's London. There ain't no other way to live!

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: Welcome To The Debut Of London Vice

Hadron Collider 'may destroy universe' say stupid people

ind06 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:05:12 EDT

Walter Wagner, a leading stupid person said, "I don't like the sound of it! What if, like matter meets anti-matter and stuff, and we all flip over into an alternative dimension like in that film?"

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Smart People Think Theyre So Darn Smart

Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself

ind06 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:59:16 EDT

Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

Channel: Humor Tags: SARIRE Who Says He Doesnt Have A Sense Of Humor

Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

ind06 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:04:25 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE She Even Barks In Her Sleep

In The Beginning - Vancouver Film School

ind06 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:31:58 EDT

How exactly DID life on Earth begin? Wonder no more!

Car-Wash Employee Tragically Simonized

ind06 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:36:50 EDT

THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Speedee Kleen Car Wash buffing specialist Jeffrey Mullhern is listed in extremely shiny condition at a local hospital after a near-fatal waxing.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Giving New Meaning To Wax Your Tail

McCain Issues Top 10 Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians

ind06 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:39:30 EDT

Citing what he called the "overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians," presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Mess With Brakes On Magic Carpet Is My Favorite

'No Values Voters' Look To Support Most Evil Candidate

ind06 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:08:36 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE And By Posting Satire

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 14, 2008

ind06 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:22:48 EDT

The Tour de France! Bastille Day! These are welcome diversions from America's triple disasters: the economy, the election and the iPhone launch. Uncle Jay explains this week's news with just a touch of ze French flavor. No Jerry Lewis jokes.

Sequel To Hellboy "Golden"

ind06 — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:55:10 EDT

Don't ignore this film in favor of The Dark Knight. Hellboy II: The Golden Army is big and fun and definitely worth seeing in the theater. Guillermo del Torro's latest effort is a great monster film and a great action film and a not half bad romance as well.

Channel: Movies Tags: Hellboy Two Pretty Darn Good

Bush Calls Maliki "Weak" on Iraq

ind06 — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:38:35 EDT

After Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki called for a timetable for the withdrawal of U.S. troops, President Bush shot back calling the Iraqi leader "naive" and "fundamentally misinformed" on the situation in the struggling democracy.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Who Does That Maliki Guy Think He Is

Old Joke Keeps Getting Funnier; Scientists Baffled

ind06 — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:14:52 EDT

Humorologists at The University Of Chicago, where fun goes to die, are currently wrestling with what appears to be an old joke that continues to get funnier with each and every telling.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE It Violates All The Laws Of Joke Physics

Italian Spiderman - Episode 5

ind06 — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:39:51 EDT

ALRUGO Entertainment joyously presents the FIFTH episode of the Italian Spiderman Movie : Motorbikes!! Snakes!!! Hallucinations!!! Goblin!!!!

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: Dig That Crazy Purple Haze

Study Finds Hot Women Are More Fun To Study

ind06 — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:35:15 EDT

The latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Though With Scientists Hot Is Relative

Congress Struggles With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Bill

ind06 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:59:06 EDT

O-SPAN : Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE Doing The Peoples Business

Weighty Decisions Episode 8

ind06 — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:15:03 EDT

A man struggles over the decision to save a drowning woman.

Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box

ind06 — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:35:36 EDT

After months of tirelessly supporting his wife on the campaign trail, devoted spouse and former president Bill Clinton breathed a resigned sigh and carefully folded the charcoal silk, fitted sheath dress he had hoped to wear as first lady placing it back in its beautiful box.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE And He Looked Great In My Dress Too

Letter To My Sister

ind06 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:03:47 EDT

Mmm whatcha say???

Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

ind06 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:45:41 EDT

Intoned a man in a suit on television. "The question is whether we can trust a man who says "an" one day, and then suddenly says "a"? Does this show a lack of experience? Do we really know who Obama is, rhetoric-wise?"

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE I Say It Shows He Hates White People

Special Ops Veteran Slips Back Into Family Undetected

ind06 — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:47:46 EDT

"This truck exploded across the street, and when we looked back, Dad was sitting next to me, already halfway through his chicken-fried steak," said son Michael, adding that the pyrotechnic diversionary tactic was "classic Dad."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Special Ops Grandpa Escapes From Nursing Home

Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day

ind06 — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:44:15 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Tensions may grow even tenser with the opening of New Delhi's Indo-Pakistani Conflict Museum on Friday.

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 7, 2008

ind06 — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:43:17 EDT

Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait a minute, isn't that spelled wrong? Nope, because Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters! Really, they're important, just ask them. You'll see that they even have a cute mascot.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: Rock On Uncle Jay

U.S. Ice Cubes Melting At Alarming Rate

ind06 — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:06:15 EDT

Of the 28.9 billion tons of ice cubes produced commercially in June, it is estimated that less than half remain.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Plastic Ice Cubes May Have To Be Substituted

Study: Most Self-Abuse Goes Unreported

ind06 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:32:15 EDT

THE ONION RADIO NEWS : With Doyle Redland reporting - According to a study by the University of Colorado Sociology Department, approximately 95% of self-abuse cases go unreported.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE What A Lie Its One Hundred Percent

Italian Spiderman - Episode 4

ind06 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:52:30 EDT

ALRUGO Entertainment joyously presents Episode 4 of Italian Spiderman. Ready for science? Who isn't? Join Italian Spiderman on a lab-tastic journey and beware Captain Maximum!

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: Respecte Le Donne

Online Piracy : Public Service Announcement

ind06 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:48:22 EDT

It Was Self Defense.

Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into Forest

ind06 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:53:07 EDT

THE ONION RADIO NEWS With Doyle Redland reporting: In a move intended to rescue dolphins from accidental death at the hands of tuna fishermen, Greenpeace announced the release of over 40 dolphins into Mt. Rainier National Park.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Fishermen Are Now Flocking To Mount Rainier

Grandpa's Wake

ind06 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:44:47 EDT

He would've wanted it this way.

Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Attorneys Argue

ind06 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:32:51 EDT

Attorneys representing Pacific Construction & Lumber Corp. argued their client was not at fault for the rape of 30,000 acres of virgin forest, claiming the forest led the company on with "an eager and blatant display of its rich, fertile bounty."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Plus That Forest Never Wears Clothes

Conservation Group Condemns Waterboarding As Wasteful

ind06 — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:38:58 EDT

WASHINGTON - Conservation group National Water Watch, criticized the government's use of waterboarding Monday, calling the practice of immobilizing a detainee and pouring water over his face to simulate drowning "a tragic waste of resources."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Does The Government Think Water Grows On Trees

Stickman Exodus: Hangman

ind06 — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:32:49 EDT

Will our band of weary stick figures ever find the elusive "Promised Page"? Can they escape the clutches of the demented doodler? And what's with the stickman who's obsessed with autoerotic asphyxiation?

McCain Proposes Tax Holiday For Beer Heiresses

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:13:39 EDT

Sen. McCain argued that his plan could lead to a revival for the U.S. economy, "The key to this country's economic well-being has been and will always be those Americans with vast inherited brewery wealth."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Or At Least A Liking For Beer

Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Depleted By 2013

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:04:53 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE She Aint No Bottomless Pit

Uncle Jay Explains the News - June 30, 2008

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:30:50 EDT

Guns! Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they're getting. Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking "Start."

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: Ready Aim Explain

Mars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks Coming Soon

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:06:51 EDT

"Finding ice in space is critical to our mission," said NASA spokesman Marv Mawrshn."You can't have serious long term human habitation of a planet without booze."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Now We Just Need To Find Rye

Obtaining Porn Not Challenging Enough For Kids

ind06 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:53:40 EDT

One concerned parent, Melissa Miller said, "Is this the kind of message we want to send to our children? That everything will just dance into their laps? America is raising a generation of porn slackers."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE The Joy Is In The Hunt

Italian Spiderman - Episode 3

ind06 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:48:56 EDT

ALRUGO Entertainment joyously presents the THIRD episode of the Italian Spiderman Movie - Wake up and smell the tobacco as the Spider himself returns in real life color to punch his way into your entertainment.

Study On Self-Doubt Undermines Own Findings

ind06 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:44:53 EDT

While the research suggests a link between self-doubt and childhood verbal abuse, the report was quick to point out that the researchers have never been very good at experimentation, and should have asked their boyfriends for help.

Channel: Humor Tags: I Dunno I Thought This Was Funny What Do You Think