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Hearing Problemm

Humor – A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can`t hear him. "How bad is it?" the doctor asks. "I have no idea", says the husband.

Submitted and Voted for on July 06, 2008 02:28pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 3 votes / No sinks

fifty dollars is Fifty Dollars

Humor – Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say,"Esther I'd like to ride that helicopter". Esther would replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".

Submitted and Voted for on July 02, 2008 10:29am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 3 votes / No sinks

An Egg!!!!

Humor – Once a hen belonging to Pakistani living on border laid an egg in Indian region. The Indian quickly came and took it up. Pakistani came and claimed it. Indian said it was in his region so it belonged to him.

Submitted and Voted for on July 01, 2008 11:27am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 1 vote / No sinks

Constipations

Humor – Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I`m constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

Submitted and Voted for on June 27, 2008 03:03am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 2 votes / No sinks

Missing Donkey2

Humor – Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.

Submitted and Voted for on May 28, 2008 04:18am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 2 votes / No sinks

Missing Donkey

Humor – Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

Submitted and Voted for on May 28, 2008 04:12am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 2 votes / No sinks

Dead or Alive.3

Humor – Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?"

Submitted and Voted for on May 14, 2008 10:03am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 1 vote / No sinks

Dead or Alive.2

Humor – Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?" "Alive," moaned Banta.

Submitted and Voted for on May 14, 2008 09:59am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 2 votes / No sinks

Dead or Alive.

Humor – Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?"

Submitted and Voted for on May 14, 2008 09:57am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 1 vote / No sinks

Grandma was nearly ninety

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:09am

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Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won...3

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her. 'Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,' suggested the eldest son.

Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:05am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 1 vote / No sinks

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won...2

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:01am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 1 vote / No sinks

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won...

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her. 'Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,' suggested the eldest son.

Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:00am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 5 votes / No sinks

Going To School.

Humor – Early one mornin', a mother went in to wake up her son ... mother : "Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !" ... son : "But why, Mom ? .. I don' want to go." ... mother : "Give me two reasonz, why U don' want to go." ...

Submitted and Voted for on May 11, 2008 06:39am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 4 votes / No sinks

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor2

Humor – Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears

Submitted and Voted for on May 11, 2008 06:27am