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When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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Borman Academy
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Borman Academy

Popular Videos – For those who seek the best in horrible education.

View Story Discuss (13) (funnyordie.com) 199 days ago by ind06

Voted for on January 06, 2008 07:44pm

Sonia Klax - Dumped
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Sonia Klax - Dumped

Popular Videos – Sonia Klax, putting your words in her mouth!

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Voted for on December 02, 2007 07:58pm

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Palestinians launch rocket deeper into Israel

News – Palestinian militants fired a Katyusha rocket deep into southern Israel on Sunday, the army and police said, showing an ability to extend the range of rocket attacks from the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip.

View Story Discuss (14) (news.yahoo.com) 290 days ago by STONERS

Voted for on October 08, 2007 06:46am

Bush Vetoes Candy For Babies
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Bush Vetoes Candy For Babies

Humor – "Being President means making tough decisions," said White House Press Secretary Dana Perino. "If that means taking candy from babies so be it."

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Voted for on October 08, 2007 06:46am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 80 votes / 1 sink

THAD - Video Store Call

Popular Videos – Thad gets a phone call from the video rental store regarding his late video rentals.

View Story Discuss (13) (video.yahoo.com) 290 days ago by ind06

Voted for on October 08, 2007 06:46am

Scandal Brews at Oral Roberts University
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Scandal Brews at Oral Roberts University

Do No Evil – Richard Roberts is accused of illegal involvement in a local political campaign and lavish spending at donors' expense, including numerous home remodeling projects, use of the university jet for his daughter's senior trip to the Bahamas, and a red Mercedes convertible and a Lexus SUV for his wife, Lindsay.

View Story Discuss (146) (news.aol.com) 291 days ago by deathray

Voted for on October 07, 2007 09:08am

Ark. officials promote getting flu shots
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Ark. officials promote getting flu shots

Health & Fitness – As cooler weather approaches, Arkansas health officials are stressing the importance of flu shots to two groups in particular young children and pregnant women.

View Story Discuss (18) (news.yahoo.com) 292 days ago by STONERS

Voted for on October 06, 2007 05:27pm

Dengue fever epidemic hits Caribbean, Latin America
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Dengue fever epidemic hits Caribbean, Latin America

Health & Fitness – Dengue, a mosquito-borne virus that causes high fever, nausea and painful body aches, is reaching epidemic levels in the Caribbean and Latin America, health officials say.

View Story Discuss (14) (news.yahoo.com) 292 days ago by STONERS

Voted for on October 06, 2007 05:26pm

Belly fat, weight cycling ups kidney cancer risk
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Belly fat, weight cycling ups kidney cancer risk

Health & Fitness – Postmenopausal women who are overweight or obese appear to have a greater risk of developing, renal cell carcinoma, a common form of kidney cancer, and study findings suggest that a larger waist girth and a history of weight loss and regain further increase this risk.

View Story Discuss (6) (news.yahoo.com) 292 days ago by STONERS

Voted for on October 06, 2007 05:23pm Commented on 1 time: 1

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Dunkin' Donuts withdraws Glow Sticks due to hazard

News – Dunkin Donuts LLC said on Friday it was withdrawing about 1 million Glow Sticks because of a possible choking hazard for young children.

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Voted for on October 06, 2007 05:23pm Commented on 2 times: 1 2

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Bo Fo' Sho' - Bo Burnham's new one

Popular Videos – He's mentally gay. (which is fine by me) :o)

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Submitted and Voted for on October 06, 2007 05:14pm Commented on 1 time: 1

This story has mostly positive ratings. 74 votes / 1 sink

Sex Machine - The Meth Minute 39

Popular Videos – James Brown does it like a sex machine. This is episode 2 of The Meth Minute 39, a weekly series of original animated shorts by animator Dan Meth.

View Story Discuss (18) (video.yahoo.com) 291 days ago by ind06

Voted for on October 06, 2007 07:25am

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Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate

Humor – ENGLEWOOD, CO - After months of being taught to develop courage, inner strength, and other values of the martial arts, Daniel Finkelstein finally achieved the self-confidence necessary to stand up to his parents and quit taking karate lessons, the area sixth-grader reported.

View Story Discuss (11) (theonion.com) 291 days ago by ind06

Voted for on October 06, 2007 07:25am Commented on 1 time: 1

Radiohead. Charging
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Radiohead. Charging "Whatever You Want To Pay" For New Album

Music – An interesting marketing ploy.

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Voted for on October 02, 2007 07:08am

Weekly Presidential Radio Address - Our Sick Children
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Weekly Presidential Radio Address - Our Sick Children

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS brings you a message from The President of the United States: George W. Bush - "Good morning. This week I pledge to veto health insurance for poor children. Takin' care of sick kids, is just wrong! There's a lot of hard working HMO's out there that rely on sick kids to put food on the table."

View Story Discuss (18) (theonion.com) 296 days ago by ind06

Voted for on October 02, 2007 07:08am