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Who is babysitting the Kid-Rods?

Celebrities – With A-Rod at Madonna's apartment, and Cynthia in Paris, who's watching the kids? Normally the phrase "but what about the children?" is used by moral majority nitwits as a club. In this case, though, I think it's a fair question.

Submitted and Voted for on July 06, 2008 10:45am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 5 votes / No sinks

DVD Review: Our Country, USA to Z

Family – A patriotic DVD for July 4th. Narrated by Whoopi Goldberg.

Submitted and Voted for on July 04, 2008 03:17pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 7 votes / No sinks

Whoopi Goldberg and Family at Disneyland

Celebrities – Whoopi gets a view of the happy place...

Voted for on July 04, 2008 03:16pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 8 votes / No sinks

Personal Training for Vaginas

Women – You know feminism has succeeded when the world's first spa devoted solely to toning vaginal walls opens up in New York City. That's right, ladies: now you can pamper yourselves with Kegel exercises and cosmetic laser treatments to tighten your vulva skinââ;¬"because in the words of Dr. Lauri Romanzi, the innovative

Voted for on July 04, 2008 02:25pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 4 votes / No sinks

No presents for this kid - just donations

Family – A nice news story about a girl who told her friends to bring canned goods for a local food pantry instead of birthday presents.

Submitted and Voted for on July 03, 2008 10:05pm

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Watermelon the same as Viagra

Health & Fitness – A researcher at the hilariously named "Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center" says that Watermelon might give you good wood. So eat hearty this July 4th, guys! Bob Dole says: "Bob Dole is all man. But sometimes even Bob Dole has trouble with E.D. That's why Bob Dole eats lots and lots of watermelon!"

Submitted and Voted for on July 03, 2008 09:46pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 4 votes / No sinks

Mrs. And Mrs. DeGeneres

Celebrities – Portia will take Ellen's name when they get hitched. I guess we know who the "man" in that house is, right?

Submitted and Voted for on July 03, 2008 09:16pm

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The Right and Wrong Way to Use Timeouts

Family – Timeouts seem self-explanatory: your kid acts out; you make him go to his room or sit on a chair in the corner, by force if necessary; the worst the offense, the longer the timeout, right? Wrong, wrong, wrong, says renowned child psychiatrist Alan E. Kazdin.

Voted for on July 02, 2008 01:15pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 8 votes / No sinks

Attack of the Monkey Children

Television – Is it fair to keep monkeys are pets? How about treating them like surrogate children? Are these people nuts?

Submitted and Voted for on July 02, 2008 09:08am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 7 votes / No sinks

Your baby is ugly

Family – You know how everyone tells you your baby is cute? They're lying. And aren't people annoying when they try to get you to say, "Oh, what a cute baby?" Start telling them the truth.

Submitted and Voted for on July 02, 2008 08:41am

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How To Tell Your Kids that Mommy is a Love Child

Family – How do you explain to your children that they won't be meeting Grandpa since Mommy is the love child that resulted from a few too many Jagermeister shots one Saturday night in college?

Voted for on July 01, 2008 08:39pm

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52-Year-Old Delivers Twins for Her Daughter

Family – Here's a surefire way to beat empty nest syndrome: move from your home in Michigan to be near your daughter in Arizonaââ;¬"and act as the surrogate mother of her twin babies.

Voted for on July 01, 2008 08:38pm

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Mister Frickin' Rogers

Humor – From Jimmy Kimmel Live, a hilarious "Unnecessary Censorship" segment featuring everybody's favorite neighbor.

Submitted and Voted for on July 01, 2008 01:00pm

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Less 'Mister Rogers' in PBS's future

Television – After celebrating 40 years of national broadcasts in February, "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" will be removed from PBS' weekday program service this fall.

Voted for on July 01, 2008 12:59pm

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10 Chore Shortcuts

Family – Reduce the time you spend doing chores

Voted for on June 29, 2008 10:25pm