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Greatest Blonde Ever

Humor – I knew a blonde that was so stupid thatâ;¦â;¦. * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ...

Voted for on June 09, 2008 09:47am

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Cute Sayings

News – You can fall in the water, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.

Submitted and Voted for on June 09, 2008 09:43am

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Dirty Sayings and Quotes

Humor – Behind every successful womanââ;¬Â¦ is a basket of dirty laundry. - Sally Forth

Voted for on June 09, 2008 09:36am

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Romantic Sayings and Quotes

Love & Personals – A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

Voted for on June 09, 2008 09:30am Commented on 1 time: 1

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Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Do-It-Yourself – Reading Inspirational and Motivational Quotes daily is like taking my vitamins.

Voted for on June 09, 2008 09:30am Commented on 1 time: 1

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Short Funny Quotes

Humor – Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything.

Voted for on June 09, 2008 09:29am Commented on 2 times: 1 2

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Question For The Teacher

Humor – The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on one little boy. He stands up and replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher re...

Submitted and Voted for on June 08, 2008 09:56am

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School Troubles

Humor – A new teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so fun...

Submitted and Voted for on June 08, 2008 08:53am

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Emo Sayings and Quotes

Love & Personals – I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.

Submitted and Voted for on June 08, 2008 06:57am

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Sayings Quotes and Quotations

Humor – Sayings , Quotes and Quotations collection

Voted for on June 08, 2008 06:53am Commented on 1 time: 1

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Funny Quotes Sayings and Quotations

Humor – Collection of cool and Funny Quotes Sayings and Quotations.

Voted for on June 07, 2008 12:25pm Commented on 1 time: 1

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Emo Quotes Sayings and Quotations

Humor – I really like the collection of Emo Quotes Sayings and Quotations here.

Voted for on June 07, 2008 12:25pm

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Funny Sayings , Quotations and Quotes

Humor – From Content: Everyone is interested in going to heaven, but till now I have found none who wants to die..

Voted for on June 07, 2008 12:24pm Commented on 1 time: 1

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Marriage Sayings and Quotes

Family – I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Submitted and Voted for on June 07, 2008 12:22pm

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Smart Burglar

Humor – A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the ho...

Submitted and Voted for on June 07, 2008 02:41am